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100 Women Jokes

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I asked 100 women what their favorite shampoo was. The top response was...

What the fuck are you doing in my bathroom?!

I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

Almost all of them replied, “How the hell did you get in here?”

100 Women surveyed

One hundred women surveyed in New York City were asked if they would sleep with Donald J. Trump.

Each and everyone of them replied **"Not Again"**!

100 women walk into heaven

God greeted them and then said:
-If you’ve ever looked at your boyfriend’s phone without his knowledge to see if he was talking to other women, take 5 steps forward
Ninety-nine of the women take the five steps forward, God then says
-Someone please get the deaf girl

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Survey

I asked 100 women what brand of shampoo they use while showering.
99 out of those 100 answered : "How the fuck did you get in here you asshole!?!"

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