She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety. Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and neve...
Did you hear about the woman who had 100 kids?
Well she sucked at naming children, so she decided to just number them in birth order. One, Two, Three, etc. Well, one day, her and all of her children were in a tragic plane accident and the only one who survived was 90. After years of grief and growing, 90 got married and had some kids of her own....
I've kidnapped 100 kids and killed 10 of them
Only 90 kids can remember
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A joke for the older generations
So there once was this women by the name of Marge, who could never seem to snag a man to stay by her side for more than a year! She had many husband and would bear many kids with each husband. By the end of her fertility period she had given birth to a 100 kids! In order to remember all their names ...
There was a terrible mix up at the Make a Wish foundation
The band members of the Cure ending up meeting about 100 kids in one week
There was a man who wasn’t creative
He named his kids numbers in the order they were born (the first child was 1, second child 2 and so on)
After he had 100 kids , a fire burned his house down leaving only one child. 90
90 grew up and had his own kids that weren’t creative and when they saw a stray dog , they took him in...
A joke
A couple had 100 kids, and because they weren't very good at naming, decided to name them after the number they were born as (1, 2, 3, 4 etc.). One day in a tragic accident, all of them died, except 90.
90 grew up and had their own family, and one day, their kids found a dog. They asked 90 if...
A couple had 100 children
Once a couple had 100 kids, and so they named them 1-100. Time passed, and they all went on to have their own children, although not nearly as many. 90, in particular, disliked animals; but one day her children saw a sickly dog, scavenging the streets for food. The children couldn’t resist taking th...
Who has the most children
There was a contest held to determine which race can produce the most amount of children in their lifetime. The 3 finalists were India, China and The Philippines.
The judges called the first contestant to the stage. Mr. India proudly announced " I have a very big family! I have 100 kids!!!". ...
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