What do you do to stay cool when it’s 100 degrees in NYC?
Dress as a cop.
The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats
A woman in a hot-air balloon is lost, so she shouts to a man below, "Excuse me. I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don’t know where I am."
"You’re at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replies.
"You must be a Democrat."<...
Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.
Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without fac...
A man dies and goes to hell
Because all the other torture chambers are full, the Devil puts him to hard labor.
A few hours pass, and the Devil returns to see how the torture is going. But the man is smiling and hardly working a sweat.
"Why haven't you given up yet? It's been at least 6 hours." The Devil asks him....
You Know What Really Makes My Blood Boil?
Temperatures Of Over 100 Degrees Celsius.
A farmer dies and goes to hell
While down there the Devil notices that the farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy.
The farmer says, "I like it here. The temperature is just like plowing my fie...
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson.
My dear grandson,
Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you.
I went to a religious shop and found a car sticker saying: "Honk if you love God!"
I decided to buy it and stick it on the bumper of my car.
When I went away, I was...
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THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy!
1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Louisiana .
3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Louisiana .
4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite ...
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