What weighs 10 tons, consumes 20 liters of diesel per hour and splits apples into three parts?
A Soviet apple quartering machine.
My friend told me that each person creates 10 tons of CO2 a year, and said I should be taking steps to bring that number down
so I shot a guy.
20 Tons of Canaries
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler; at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.
When they both had...
To his great surprise, Bob won the largest lottery in history.
Unsure what to do with his newfound fortune, he decided to build the world's biggest ship. It was 10 miles long and 3 miles wide; a floating city. Once the ship was complete, Bob had to hire thousands of people to work on it and make it run properly. He held mass interviews and hired sailors, police...
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