Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary.
A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole...
She agrees and climbs the flagpole. When she gets home she tells her mother what happened. Her mother said "honey, he just wanted to see your underwear." The next day the same boy was standing by the flagpole and said "I will give you $20 to climb the flagpole." Again she agrees and climbs. She goes...
My dad doesn't really like puns, so we told him our top 10 to see if any could make him laugh...
No pun in 10 did.
Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
I refuse to talk to anyone who has less than 10 toes.
I am lack toes intolerant.
Doctor: “I have terrible news— you only have 10 to live.”
Patient: Ten!!? Ten what? Ten Years?? Ten months?? Ten Weeks??
Doctor (slowly): Six, Five, Four, Three...
It takes 45 muscles to frown and 10 to smile:
Frown all day. Get ripped. Gains.
Two Beggars in London. (NSFW)
Two beggars in London
Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London ...
Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot ...
Blonde Wife
One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in Northern Minnesota were listening to the radio.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." ...
A man sits down next to a woman at the bar
He orders a beer and notices the TV above the bar showing the 5 O'clock news
The news is covering someone standing on the edge of a bridge with the police trying to talk him down from jumping
The man at the bar looks to the woman next to him and says "I bet you $10 he jumps"
Th...
Every time I over eat I send $10 to the guy from Titanic...
It's the pay-Leo diet
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