10 To Jokes

Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary.

She agrees and climbs the flagpole. When she gets home she tells her mother what happened. Her mother said "honey, he just wanted to see your underwear." The next day the same boy was standing by the flagpole and said "I will give you $20 to climb the flagpole." Again she agrees and climbs. She goes... read more

No pun in 10 did.

Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”

Doctor: “Nine.”

I am lack toes intolerant.

Patient: Ten!!? Ten what? Ten Years?? Ten months?? Ten Weeks??

Doctor (slowly): Six, Five, Four, Three...

Frown all day. Get ripped. Gains.

Two beggars in London

Ali and Habib are beggars.
They beg in different areas of London ...

Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot ... read more

One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in Northern Minnesota were listening to the radio.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
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He orders a beer and notices the TV above the bar showing the 5 O'clock news

The news is covering someone standing on the edge of a bridge with the police trying to talk him down from jumping

The man at the bar looks to the woman next to him and says "I bet you $10 he jumps"

Th... read more

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