Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum?

She had some double bubble toilet trouble.

Donald Trump is flying on a plane.

DT: "Should I drop 10 packs of 1k dollars and make 10 Americans happy, or drop 1 pack of 10k dollars and make 1 American happy?"
Pilot: "I can throw you off the planet and make all of America happy."

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.