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Which is heavier: one gallon of water or 10 gallons of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

I just bought 10 gallons of Witeout.

Big mistake.

Jim is a butcher. Has a sister named Delores. He stands 6ft tall and wears a 10 gallon hat. What does he weigh?

Meat hes a butcher.

White cow, black cow

A man was hiking through the mountains with his family when they met a cowman with two cows. They approach him

"Good morning my friend. My children have never seen a cow in their life, may we get near?"

"Yeah, to the white cow" he answers.

"What about the black one?" Asks the f...

The dairy farm

A man hears word of a dairy farm that runs a brothel behind the scenes, and decides to go check it out. When he gets there, the old farmer that runs the place informs him of how things work.

Farmer: We're not a brothel in the traditional sense. See, there's a wall over there with 3 holes ...

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