Which is heavier: one gallon of water or 10 gallons of butane?
The water.
No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.
I just bought 10 gallons of Witeout.
Big mistake.
Jim is a butcher. Has a sister named Delores. He stands 6ft tall and wears a 10 gallon hat. What does he weigh?
Meat hes a butcher.
White cow, black cow
A man was hiking through the mountains with his family when they met a cowman with two cows. They approach him
"Good morning my friend. My children have never seen a cow in their life, may we get near?"
"Yeah, to the white cow" he answers.
"What about the black one?" Asks the f...
The dairy farm
A man hears word of a dairy farm that runs a brothel behind the scenes, and decides to go check it out. When he gets there, the old farmer that runs the place informs him of how things work.
Farmer: We're not a brothel in the traditional sense. See, there's a wall over there with 3 holes ...
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