A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him.
A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him.
A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn’t like at all… So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.
The minister said, "I served you loyall...
I lost 90 pounds in 10 days!
And now I’m broke.
I just stayed up for 10 days straight
I only sleep at night
After a 10 day journey, the turtle family finally arrives to the picnic location...
Upon arrival, mama turtle realizes they forgot the ketchup.
“Junior, please go back and fetch the ketchup”
“No way! You’ll start without me”
“Don’t worry, we’ll wait for you”
“I don’t believe you”
“We promise not to start without you”
Reluctantly, Junior lea...
Wife divorces him, loses his job after just 10 days...
The Mooch is one dead dog from being a country song.
The longest relationship I had was 10 days.
Then she deflated.
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An average person has sex 300 times a year.
The next 10 days are gonna be sick.
I went to join a health club today and saw a sign on its door that said ‘Look better in 10 days or your money back.’ I then wrote out a check and handed it over to the girl at the front desk.
The girl looked at me and said, “Keep it. We’re gonna mail it back to you anyways.”
Possibly the greatest dad joke of my dad’s whole career
Preface: I’ve been sick in bed for 10 days with infectious mononucleosis or ‘mono’
So, Mom brought home some pie and she gave me a slice. I only had like half of it because it was making me nauseous so she decided to save it for me. But I guess Dad didn’t know that so he ate the rest of ...
Three tortoises go for a picnic
Three tortoises, Rodney, Roger and Gary, decide to go on a picnic. Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is 10 miles away. So, it takes them 10 days to get there. When they get there Rodney unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Gary give me th...
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