I just hired a beautiful 21 year old girl to look after my 1 year old baby. Now I have two issues:
1. How to tell this to my wife
2. Where to find a 1 year old baby
Why was the 1 Year old african boy crying?
He was having a midlife crisis
Bobby Kotick walks into a bar
and orders an 18 year old whiskey.
The bartender pours him a 1 year old whiskey.
Kotick says, "But I ordered 18 year old whiskey!"
The bartender says, "To get 18 year old whiskey, you have to pay the farming fee, the harvesting fee and the aging fee. You also have to purchase a...
I was offered a good hot time today by a hot 21 year old redhead In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.
Of course I said no as I have high moral standards and very strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented lemon or vanilla.
A circus is holding auditions and a 91 year old man shows up. "What do you do?" asks the ringmaster.
"I bend over backwards," says the man, "and pick up a handkerchief off the floor with my teeth."
"Wow," says the ringmaster, impressed that this elderly man is agile enough to do this. "Then what do you do?" he asks.
"Then I bend over again," says the man, "and pick up my teeth."
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