Who speaks 1 word of French and can kiss like the best in the world?
Moi
Describe yourself in 1 word
not stupid
A prince which was in love with a princess was cursed by a witch so that he could only say 1 word each year, he didn´t speak for 4 years until he finally said "Princess, I love you" Then the princess looked at him and said
"What did you say?"
Btw, i took this from a novel i red so some might have heard it before.
once their was a prince..
Once their was a prince who had been cursed by a witch. the curse was that he could only say 1 word every year
well one day, while walking the royal gardens, he comes across a woman. he loves her so much, and decides he wants to marry her
he doesn't talk for 3 years, so...
2 people are talking after something stressful happens...
Guy 1: "Describe how you are feeling in 1 word."
Guy 2: "Good."
Guy 1: "Describe how you are feeling in 2 words."
Guy 2: "Not good."
Three rednecks appeared on a Quiz show - Jim-bob, Bubba and Hank.
Somehow they made it to the final question worth $50,000. The TV host said to Jim-Bob, "I will sing a song, leave 1 word out. You must say the word and spell it ...Here it is - Old McDonald had a ....?
Jim-bob answers, "Cow, I spell it - C-O-W."
The host says, "You spelled cow ri...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
About women...
There's only 1 word beginning with B you should ever call a woman, and that's "beautiful" - bitches fucking love being called beautiful.
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