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1 Liner Jokes

Why are all blond jokes 1 liners...

So men can understand them too!

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Theme 3: 1 Liners, Words of Wisdom

*I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

*Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

*Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in ...

I've never met someone who's good at frisbee and thought "he's the type of person I'd want to hang out with"

Standup 1 liner throwin out there

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