Here’s 2 jokes: What do you call a woman with 1 arm and 1 leg?
Eileen
What do you call a man with no shins?
Neil
What do you call a child with no legs, 1 arm and an eyepatch?
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Credit: Bo Burnam
What is yellow, has 1 Arm and can't swim?
An Excavator.
I have a friend with only 1 arm.
He wanted to make more money so he bought a second hand.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under 1 arm.
He says "I'll have a beer please, and one for the road!"
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old living in Namibia, he only has 1 leg, 1 eye and 1 arm. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal....
If you send just $2.00, you get the video for it. It's fucking hilarious.
You are looking through your food bag after just leaving the Taco Bell drive through and find a note written on a napkin that reads "There are 2 armed men in here".......what do you do?
Eat your food.......1 armed men can't make tacos.
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