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I bought a book called 2,023 Lighthouses

Huge ripoff— there were only 12 in there.

A museum tour guide told his visitor group that their T-Rex skeleton was 65,000,023 years old.

When one of the visitors asked how they knew the skeleton's age so precisely, he replied that it was 65 million years old when he started working there 23 years ago.

A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body...

Experts are saying he got molested.

Me and my friends started a band called 1,023 Megabytes...

We haven't gotten a gig yet.

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