Sean Connery was arranging the books in his personal library when the wooden plank gave away and all the books fell on him..
His maid rushed to the scene and asked " are you alright, sir ?"
Sean : "it'sh ok..I only have my shelf to blame ."
I've come up with a new menu item for our local gastropub...
It's a wooden plank, with boiled eggs, Brussel sprouts, cabbage, pungent cheeses and different types of bean salads. They can call it a "Shart-Tooterie board".
Lee decides that he wants to find his place in the intricacy of the universe, and leaves his family to become a Buddhist monk...
He treks for days into the mountains, before finding a monastery, hundreds of miles from civilization. He enters the monastery, and bowing before the lama, requests to become a monk.
The lama accepts, but on one condition; he must only speak two words every five years. Still determined as eve...
A pirate buys a cheap ship
One day, a pirate decided that it was time to be captain of his own ship. The only problem was that he didn't have much money, only a few gold pieces to his name.
So, he went to the local shipyard and spoke to a salesman. He handed over his gold and was brought a decent sized ship. He didn't ...
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