Wives Are Like Jokes - 5 Hilarious Wives Are Like Jokes

Wives are like grenades.

Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone.

Wives are like Thanksgiving Turkeys.

They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.

Wives are like hurricanes

They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything

Wives are like boats.

Happy the day you get one. Happier the day you get rid of it.

Ex-wives

Ex-wives are like a Slinky.... not much use for them, but fun to push down the stairs.

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