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Watching Movies Jokes

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Watching movies on illegal websites are probably the hottest thing you can do.

I mean, why else would all these singles in my area be ready to chat.

I can't stop watching movies with strong female leads

I'm a heroine addict

When watching movies...

I tend to hold my breath to see how long I can go while the hero is underwater..

I almost died during “Finding Nemo”.

What's the best vehicle for watching movies?

ATV

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A father buys a lie detector

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend'...
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