So anyway, I found a girl I didn’t know personally and messaged her “Do you want to see my third leg? It’s hard, black, and a lot longer than you’re expecting. I guarantee it.” So she said “Hell yeah! Send it!” So I sent a picture of my cane. ...
Scientists studying frogs
Two scientists are studying how far frogs can jump. Their first step was to teach a frog to jump on command. This completed, they yelled jump, and the frog jumped 8 meters. Considering what effect each leg had, they then amputated one leg and yelled jump again. The frog jumped 6 meters. After notin...
I didn’t fall for my boyfriend
His third leg just tripped me
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A scientist was experimenting on a cockroach..
A scientist was experimenting on a cockroach..
He pulls out one leg of cockroaches leg each time and let him free and says go...
The scientist notes down the result,
1- cockroach can run when one leg was pulled out.
2- cockroach can run when the second leg was pulled ...
A scientist is researching how far frogs can jump
He places the frog on the table and says "Frog, jump!" And the frog jumps a full 18 feet. He write 18ft in his notes. The scientist cuts off one of the frogs legs and says "Frog, jump!" And the frog jumps 14 feet. He scribbles 14ft in his notes. He cuts off a second leg, says "Frog, jump!" - the fro...
Two priests are showering
Two priests are showering when one says to the other “Damn I’m out of soap”
The other priest says “I’ll go to my office and get some”.
So the priest picks up two bars of soap from his office, but on his way back he hears the voices of two nuns down the hall.
The priest, stark ...
A scientist is conducting an experiment to determine whether frogs can follow simple commands.
A scientist is conducting an experiment to determine whether frogs can follow simple commands. He begins with a healthy, four-legged frog, and says, “Jump, frog, jump!”
Right on command, the frog jumps.
He then cuts off one of the frog’s legs says “Jump, frog, jump!”, the frog still ju...
An Italian scientist wants to see how far a frog can jump...
He finds himself a four-legged frog and tells the frog to jump.
The frog listens, and jumps a distance of four feet. He writes in his journal, "Frog with-a four feet jump-a four feet."
He decides to cut one of its legs off, and again tells the frog to jump. The frog listens, and jumps ...
A middle-aged man has a mid-life crisis, and, predictably, buys a Ferrari.
A middle-aged man has a mid-life crisis, and, predictably, buys a Ferrari. He goes for a drive, and decides he wants to see how fast he can get his new super car.
He drives out to the country, where he opens up the throttle. 100km/h. 150km/h. 200km/h! He is absolutely flying.
All of ...
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