Texas Aggie Jokes - 3 Hilarious Texas Aggie Jokes

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A Texas Aggie walks into a bar

He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender walks up and says "Oh no, I've heard about you Aggies"
The Aggie replies "Well, what have you heard?"
The bartender says "I've heard you guys fuck anything. I mean anything. Horses, sheep, cows, pigs, chickens.."
Suddenly the Aggie exclaims "CH...

I met a Texas Aggie the other day that had ridden a stick horse all the way up to Indiana.

"That must've been a long journey, " I said to him.

"You're telling me," he answered, "it feels like I walked all the way."

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Cajun cock fight

The Sheriff down in Lafayette called Thibodeaux into his office.
"We have reports of an illegal cock fighting ring here in the Parrish, go down there tonight and see what's going on." Said the Sheriff

So that evening Thibodeaux put on his street clothes and headed out to the location. He w...

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