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Squirter Jokes

I found out last night that my new girlfriend is a ‘squirter’.

That’s the last time we try knife throwing.

Any girl is a squirter...

if you sever an artery

What’s the hottest thing about trans girls?

You know they’re all squirters

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

When my girlfriend left me, she told me she faked everyone of her orgasms.

What’s worse is, she was a squirter.

Why was Santa disappointed that he got a sweater for Christmas?

Because he wanted a squirter, or at least screamer.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Researchers have found that human sexuality has drastically changed in the last 50 years alone. (NSFW)

If your grandparents covered their furniture in plastic, it was because your grandmother was a squirter.

I wanted to know more about the people who’s job it is to squirt Gatorade into the mouths of football players.

Did a Google search for “Professional Squirters”. I won’t make that mistake again.

I've been lucky enough to be with several women in my life...

And I've learned that when you pleasure a woman, they are much like farts.

Some are too loud, some are near silent and, when you least expect it, you'll get a squirter.

Whats the most disappointing thing for dads on Christmas?

When he gets a sweater, but he was hoping for a screamer or a squirter.

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