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Raw Chicken Jokes

A raw chicken strip dreams of being cooked and enjoyed one day

Until then, it's just a pre-tender.

Did you know that raw chicken gives you salmonella but...

Raw salmon doesn’t give you chickenella?

I must've eaten raw chicken when I named my kids

Because I ended up with Sam and Ella

(dad joke) What happened to the fish who ate raw chicken?

He got salmon-illa

How does raw chicken taste?

Fowl

I was trying to track down a man and a woman, so I set a trap, and baited it with raw chicken.

And that's how I got Sam and Ella.

Did you hear about the blonde woman who has three hours of footage of raw chicken on her iPhone?

The cooking instructions said remove sleeve and film.

My roommate is a very foxy woman

She regularly goes through the trash, she constantly eats all my eggs, and I once saw her eat a raw chicken.
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