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Quicksilver Jokes

Whats the difference between Quicksilver and The Flash.

Only one can catch a bullet.

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

Captain America's shield was made of Adamantium. What was Hawkeye's shield made of?

Quicksilver.

[Marvel Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers] If Captain Americas shield is made of Vibranium what is Hawkeye's shield made of?

Quicksilver

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A short true tale about Ireland, quiz-shows and Hitler

Decades ago when I lived on the rocky coast of West Cork, there was a quiz show called "Quicksilver". It had a top prize of something like $1.25 (perhaps a bit more), and the contestants were just average people. In one show the contestant was asked for Hitler's first name. He thought about it, smil...

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