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Pipe Dream Jokes

A plumber went to the doctor

He said "Doctor, every time I try to sleep I close my eyes and see visions of PVC, copper, steel and corncob. Am I going mad?!"

The doctor replied "Relax. You're just having pipe dreams."

Joe Biden canceled the Keystone XL pipeline...

It was all a pipe dream.

Never going to fulfill my aspiration to become a plumber

Guess it was only a pipe dream

My son wants to be a plumber when he grows up.

I told him that's a pipe dream.

I’ve always wanted to be an organist

But that’s just a pipe dream

I plan to run power out to my barn.

I’d like to have plumbing as well but that may just be a pipe dream.

When I lived on the street, I always wanted to become a plumber, get a home, and run a business...

But that was just a pipe dream.

A rehabilitated crack addict says to his doctor: "I'm going to stay clean this time"

The doctor replied: "I'm afraid that's just a pipe dream"

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