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Necromancy Jokes

I cheered up my friend with necromancy

It really lifted his spirits.

Say what you want about necromancy.

I still believe it's a great way to raise a family

I don’t know why my wife is so freaked out over me practicing necromancy.

I was serious when I said I wanted to raise a family.

The bar has been raised

Apparently, buildings are also subject to necromancy.

A man goes to a job interview

The interviewer asks: "So, do you have any special skills?"

Man, pulling a dead hamster out of his pocket: "Taxidermy!"

Hamster: "And necromancy!"

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