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Marsupials Jokes

Why did the marsupials insist on family game night?

They wanted to spend koala-ty time together.

What are marsupials’ favorite drinks?

Quokka-Koala

Today I learnt koala bears aren't actual bears. They're marsupials.

I guess they don’t meet the koalafications.

Have you heard about the cannabis-infused tea for marsupials?

It’s high Koala tea

What is a marsupials favourite drink ?

A Piña Koala

Where do marsupials go for vacation?

KOALA Lumpur.

What do you call marsupials in disguise?

Kangaruse

Marsupials in Australia have been found drinking puddles of water with premium leaves from eucalyptus trees that have falling into them and enjoying it.

They believe it's some koala tea

How much did it cost the Australian cowboy to purchase his gang of marsupials?

A buck a 'roo.

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"My wife got hurt after annoying the marsupials on our trip to a Malaysian zoo."

""Kuala Lumpar?"
"No, a kangaroo kicked her up the arse".

As an Aussie; 10am is when I make a cuppa Twinings English Breakfast for the local marsupials

it's a really koala tea time

I can’t stand Honors college kids. I asked this girl “hey, why aren’t koalas considered to be bears?”

And she said, “they’re marsupials.”

Shut up, nerd. The answer to the joke is they don’t have the koalafications.

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