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Magic Mike and his buddies get called for jury duty

Case was declared a mistrial on account of a hung jury

I've only seen ‪Magic Mike‬, can I see ‪Magic Mike XXL...

...or do I need to see the other 28 in between first?

What does a UPS truck in a lake and a Magic Mike show have in common?

A lot of wet boxes.

Helpers

I have 2 helpers at work we nicknamed Houdini and magic mike because when you give them a job they disappear.

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One from my dad

This happened last night as I was heading out before a tinder date looking all magic Mike.


"Son, I'll bet you anything I know where you got your shoes."

I brought these new kicks last week from a store that just opened. He has no chance.
"Are you sure?" I said all excited.
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