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Lentils Jokes

What's the difference between lentils and chickpeas?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

My father told me that 65% of the lentils they farm go to Asia.

I asked him if they were ori-lentils.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

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James and his giant peach

James was a delivery boy of amazing delicious fresh Indian food from one island to another. James loved peaches, the head chef told him to take a small peach and everyday he rowed out to the neighbouring island , for his good deed his peach would grow.
James on first day of work collected butter ...

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