Last Will And Testament Jokes - 5 Hilarious Last Will And Testament Jokes

Last will and testament...

David had died. His lawyer is standing before the family, and reads out David's Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and one million dollars.
To my son Barry, I leave my Lexus, and the new Jaguar.
To my daughter Shriley I leave my...

I want to know what idiot called it a last will and testament

It should’ve been called a dead giveaway

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Last Will and Testament

**Last Will & Testament:**

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak. "My son, Sam, I want you to take the Ocean Reef...

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING!

Yeah I'm going to hell.

Workshop dad joke.

My wife never gets my jokes, so in my last will and testament I left her my arm bone, because I thought it would be humerus.

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