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Jerseys Jokes

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

They're giving away Marshawn Lynch jerseys at my local sports shop.

But I think I'll pass

I got my wife a Colin Kaepernick jersey

So she’s spend more time on her knees




Credit: Adam Hunter

I don’t know why people wear players’ jerseys at games.

Who do they think they’re fooling?

My goal is to own a major sports franchise in Oklahoma

The team will take its name from Oklahoma's history as a "boom" state during the early years of settlement when people were rushing to get in. Our jerseys will say "OK Boomers".

You Know You're A Northneck (Northern Redneck) If......

Your rusty vehicle's resale value only goes up if you remember to put the snow tires on them during the winter.

You ever got into a shouting match based on which college hockey team you're a fan of.

You've ever used expired gas station sushi as bait for ice fishing.

(You're re...

What does Canada do with all their hardened and dangerous criminals?

They give them hockey jerseys and call them our National Hockey Team

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