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Genital Wart Jokes

An attempt at OC after one year on Reddit.

I slept with a girl that works at Amazon last night.

I got a text from her today that said: “People who slept with me also bought a STD kit and this 5 star genital wart cream.”

What do my ex-boyfriend and genital warts have in common?

They're both embarrassing to talk about and difficult to get rid of

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They say Hitler used potatoes to treat his genital warts...

Talk about a Dictator.

How did the genital wart get to work?

Pubic transportation

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If you're concerned about your new partner's sexual history, and you don't want to catch genital warts, imagine you're playing chess, not craps.

So don't roll the dice. Check first, and then mate.

Wasn't crazy about getting genital warts

but I have to admit, they are growing on me

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A general inspects his troops

A rough old general has heard about a unit with the reputation of being filled with the toughest soldiers around and decides to see for himself.

After reviewing the troops he decides to go to the medical tent to meet the soldiers who weren't at the parade.

The general gets to the first...

I saw a loved up couple on the train.

The woman was caressing the man's genital warts, and it made me feel uneasy.

I hate public displays of infection.

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