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Drill Bit Jokes

Drill Bits-

They're so boring

Two drill bits meet on the street

- how is going? you look a little dull
- yeah I'm going trough a lot of stuff

Have you heard about the drill bit?

Actually, it's too long. I wouldn't want to bore you.

Do you know how they manufacture minuscule drill bits?

A little bit at a time.

A slender woman met her friend for brunch. Talk turned to the renovations the friend was doing on her very old home.

The friend complained that, due to the very old carpentry and fixtures in the home, she needed a pair of oversized drill bits but couldn't find them anywhere. The first friend pulled out a pair of huge drill bits from her purse and asked if they would do. The second friend was thrilled and asked whe...

A Dumb Blonde goes Ice Fishing

They head out onto the ice with their bucket, fishing gear, and a big drill. As they put the drill bit on the ice surface, a voice booms out from all around:

**DON'T DRILL INTO THE ICE!**

The Dumb Blonde looks around fearfully and says meekly, "G-G-God? Is... <gulp> Is that you?"...

A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox.

Unfortunately, I don't have any drill bits.

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