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Why do good programmers never put circles into their games?

Because no one likes pointless features.

Why do good rappers make bad farmers?

Because they can only make sick beets

What do good doctors and bad doctors have in common?

Their patients don't come back.

What do good manners and public transport have in common?

They were designed to be used by others, not oneself

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Little Johny: Dad, why do good people die young?

Dad: When you are in a garden, which flower will you pick?

Little Johny: The ugly ones

Dad: Exactl- wait... what? why?

Little Johny: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden

How do good drug dealers avoid getting caught?

They know high people in places.

From my 6 year old: Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

Why do good Christian men fall for gingers?

I'm no scholar but it's something about a burning bush

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Why do good statisticians have their bathroom in the basement?

So their p is never too high.

What do good jokes and beautiful women have in common?

I don't get either of them.

A teacher tells her students to write a sentence defining power.

Once everyone has finished, she reads the sentences out to the class:

\- "Power is when you can do good," - Good, Max, nice sentence. That's an A.

\- "Power is when you can do good and punish evil," - very good, Sarah, beautiful. That's an A+.

\- "Power is when you have a lot of...

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