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Covid Pandemic Jokes

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Covid pandemic now is like Nicolas Cage career

It continues, but nobody gives a shit

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Me: "Doctor doctor, the Covid pandemic has made my dick go orange..."

Doctor: "That's strange, can you tell me about your daily routine?"

Me: "Well we've been stuck in the house so I've been pretty much just watching porn and eating Cheetos"

After this Covid Pandemic I told myself I really need to stop drinking..

But I dont take advice from a drunk.

God I would hate it if this covid pandemic kept going all the way through to tick season.

I really don’t like corona with Lyme.

A brief rise in the suicide is related to the Covid pandemic

Murderers are working from home.

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