Coagulation Jokes - 3 Hilarious Coagulation Jokes

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Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets...

One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"

The other says "Coagulations!"

What do you say to someone who stopped bleeding?

Coagulations

Wife told me she has an excellent platelet count

'coagulations'

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