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Cavernous Jokes

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(NSFW) Sam takes a girl from tinder on a first date.

The conversation is lagging a bit so Sam decides to spice it up with an out of the box question.

"If you were a fella, how big you would you want your dick to be?" He asked his shocked date.

"I mean I've never really thought about it." She responded.

"See I figure if I was a lad...

A collection of Waspy jokes about yo-mamma

1. Your mother is so déclassé, she has a time-share
near Sea World!

2. Your mother is so prescription drug dependent,
she pops Xanax like Godiva bonbons!

3. Your mother is so lower middle-class, she thinks
Egyptian cotton smells of camels!

4. Your mother...

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The worst joke in the world

WW3 breaks out and the President authorizes use of the most powerful weapon ever made, a joke so bad it causes instant death to the listener. The problem is, it was said to be developed in revolutionary times by British expats and nobody could remember where it has been stashed away.

To find...

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