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Burton Jokes

I need help finding a Tim Burton movie

I Googled "Tim Burton movie where Johnny Depp plays a quirky, androgynous loner," and Google told me to be more specific.

Levar Burton cannot replace Mayim Bialik as the host of the show...

Because Captain Picard would never willingly put a member of his crew in Jeopardy.

So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together.

I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What do you yell after chopping down a haunted tree?

Tim Burton!!!

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An XM station was looking for a sportscaster...

An XM sports station was looking for a new sportscaster for play-by-play commentary for football games. The producer had two possible candidates lined up, and he brought them to meet the station manager.

The station manager was impressed by the first young man. He was bright, well-spoken, dre...

Rock and Roll Joke

Kurt Cobain dies and when he opens his eyes, he's in a big practice hall. Looking around he sees Cliff Burton tuning up, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon warming up on microphones and adjusting their guitar straps to fit, and Jerry Garcia messing with his pedal steel guitar.
Kurt ambles over to Jerry...

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Tragedy

Enda kenny was visiting a primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr Kenny if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.

So, Irelands illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Trage...

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