Baby Calf Jokes - 2 Hilarious Baby Calf Jokes

Why did the hungry baby calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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A farmer from the midwest was trying to sell his farm so he could retire in Florida.

The farm had been on the market for several months with no prospects until a man stopped and asked about the place.

The farmer explains that there were 1,000 acres half farmable and the other half beautiful timber with a trout stream and a small pond full of small mouth bass.

The man...

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