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Asbestos Jokes

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asbestos

My grandfather worked around asbestos for 60 years and never developed any health issues. It did take 3 straight days to cremate him, but that's besides the point.

How do you tell someone they have mesothelioma?

Asbestos you can

What did the contractor say to the impatient customer?

We are doing asbestos we can

One of my coworkers got fired for putting dangerous substances in the products.

I don’t think it was completely his fault though. He did asbestos he could.

It's difficult to explain the carcinogenic siding on my house.

But I can try asbestos I can.

I'm trying to avoid carcinogens...

asbestos I can...

I lied on my job application and ended up accidentally getting hired as a building inspector.

I keep getting my wires crossed, but I'm doing asbestos I can.

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can.

I'm so sorry.

I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon.

He told me he was trying asbestos he could.

We shouldn't be too hard on people who use toxic building materials.

They did asbestos they could.

Have you heard about the lawyer that lost the mesothelioma case?!

He tried asbestos he could

I'm a 50s roofer...

I did the job asbestos I could.

How do you handle hazardous materials?

Asbestos you can

A client told me he had some questions about carcinogens in his home

I told him I’d answer asbestos I can

A carcinogen wins an award

for most deaths caused in a year. When asked what his secret is he replies, “honestly, I just tried asbestos I could.”

Did you hear about the wall insulation trying his hardest?

You could say he was doing... asbestos he can

So a mesothelioma patient competed in the Olympics last year

She didn't win anything, but she did asbestos she could.

I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma

it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can.

A couple called our company to remove some cancerous silicate minerals in their insulated home

I’ll try to remove them Asbestos I can

I made a donation to mesothelioma research.

They're kinda limited on funding and doing asbestos they can.

My Gran died of asbestosis.

It was terrible, it took us four months to cremate her.

Old fire fighters never quit

They just do asbestos they can.

My grandpa just died of lung cancer...

He fought it asbestos he could.

My safety supervisor asked me why I wasn't done filing the hazardous material documents...

I told him I was doing asbestos I can

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed.

I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could.

My grandfather died of asbestosis.

Took 6 months to cremate him.






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