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Toffee Jokes

I was born male, I identify as male, but according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding....

I'm a family of four.

What do you call a train full of toffee?

a chew chew train :D

What do you call an atheist who's eating English toffee?

Heathin'

I have a spreadsheet wherein I track all the chocolate toffee bars I've eaten.

It's my Heath ledger.

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A man with a completely bald head and only one leg is invited to a Fancy Dress Party.

He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head an...

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