My wife gave out to me this morning, because our fridge was full of stir fry.
Oh god I must have being sleep wokking again.
I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
I heard the ladies really like a good stir fry.
You can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm a woman's man.
How does Walter White make a stir fry?
With Ricin
Panda Express fired me for emailing around photos of bad stir fry...
I guess I should have labelled them Not Safe for Wok...
While cooking dinner this happened.
I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." ...got a laugh
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