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Silencer Jokes

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

My victims still scream.

I decided to purchase a silencer from the clearance bin...

It wasn't very good bang for the buck.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Stinky farts are just like somehow putting a silencer on a bazooka...

Silent-butt, deadly and extremely explosive.









sometimes flammable too

If We're Going to Arm the Teachers

All I ask is that the librarians get silencers

Why do men prefer guns over woman?

You can put a silencer on a gun.

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