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Proper procedural Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Pathan couple decided that enough is enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fi...

Procedural programming is like school in the summer.

It has no classes!

Why did the ex Vice President dance so procedurally?

He invented an Al-Gore-Rhythm.

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