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Penne Jokes

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

EDIT; Thank you for all the awards, I guess I pasta test!

What is Forrest Gump’s favorite pasta?

Penne

I spent my entire life savings on Pasta

It was worth every Penne.

While eating lunch today, I found a single fusilli amongst my penne

You can say I spotted an impasta.

It's my cake day but I'm really sad. My wife and I got into a huge fight. She went shopping and spent a ton of money on a bag of pasta.

Can you believe that? A bag of pasta!

She insists it will be worth every penne.

What’s a noodle that only costs one cent?

Penne

What do you call designer pasta?

J.C Penne

What did Forrest Gump say when asked what his favorite type of pasta is?

I love you Penne

What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?

Penne Lane

Having intercourse is like having pasta

Because it involves penne tration

I’m 3’6”, which makes certain daily tasks extremely difficult. Recently, I spent a good 10 minutes in my local supermarket wondering how to get the pasta down from the top shelf.

Then suddenly the penne dropped.

My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta..

..but I say it was worth every penne.

I didn't understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down...

Then the Penne dropped

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What do you call an Italian having sex?

Penne-tration

I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling

He didn't get it at first, but it wasn't long before the penne dropped.

How much do noodles cost?

How much do noodles cost? About a penne.

My coworker was noodling on an idea

So I offered her a penne for her thoughts

What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you?

The penne trait

What does Elton John have after getting drunk at an Italian restaurant?

Penne and regrets

I just ate some pasta...

...and it was worth every Penne.

^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)

Where does an Italian keep their loose change?

In their penne jar

What does expensive pasta cost?

A pretty penne

My wife was feeling down...

So i pulled a piece of pasta from my pocket, handed it to her, and asked "penne for your thoughts?" Now I'm divorced and without a home for telling a fusili pasta jokes.

What did the linguinist say to the philosopher?

A penne for your thoughts.

There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency

A penne for their thoughts.

Did you hear about the travelling pasta salesman?

His commission was penne's on the dollar

Did you guys hear about the Italian Chef that died recently?

>He pasta way.
>>We cannoli do so much.
>>>His legacy will become a pizza history.
>>>>Here today, gone tomato.
>>>>>How sad that he ran out of thyme.
>>>>>>Sending olive my prayers to the family.
>>>>>&g...

My mom won't let me eat while using her laptop anymore...

Because when she caught me stroganoff I dropped my pennes on the keyboard.

My sister told me I'd never be able to kill a man with my pasta...

... She soon learned that the penne's mightier than the sword!

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