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Did you hear about the autistic guitar pick?

He’s a plectrum on the spectrum.

Ordered a dozen guitar picks on eBay.

Received 12 photos of some guy's guitar.

Found a stone shaped like a guitar pick at the beach yesterday...

It's for rock music

A guy walks into a store and says...

A guy walks into a store and says, “Excuse me, I’d like to buy a guitar pick and some strings.”

The clerk looks at him uncomprehendingly. “Pardon?”

“I’d like a guitar pick, please, and some strings.”

The clerk thinks for a moment and says, “You’re a drummer, aren’t you?”

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