Days Of The Week Jokes - 5 Hilarious Days Of The Week Jokes

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday are the weirdest days of the week...

They got me like WTF?

It was a lot easier to keep track of the days of the week back then

Monday: Greg

Tuesday: Ian

Wednesday: Greg

Thursday: Ian

Friday: Greg

Gregorian Calendar.

How many days of the week start with t?

It depends. If you are American it's two, but if you are British then pretty much every day of the week starts with tea.

Remember the undies with the days of the week on them, Monday, Tuesday....?

In Romania we had something similar, our girls on their undies had January, February....

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