She said that she left her accelerator mass spectrometer at home.
5 reasons to date me
1 - there’s
2 - a hundred
3 - and
4 - days
5 - of summer vacation
Reasons to date me
- I'm Single - For God's sake. - Please
A girl won't date me because she'd be taller than me when she wears heels
It's her sole reason.
If someone wants to date me, I don't want to date them.
Because they obviously make bad life choices.
This girl told me she'd date me when pigs fly.
Right now this challenge is on hold the local farmer isn't letting me buy a fourth pig after the other three accidents.
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This cute college girl won't date me because of my braces
fucking bracist.
Good cammo pants are like girls who want to date me.
Hard to find and I can't see myself being inside them.
Her: If I were the last human on earth, would you date me?
Him: Well I'd be dead, so no.
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