Blinker Jokes

It gives too much information to the enemy.

It is her first day, and her first customer drives to pump #1 in a red convertible. Super excited, she approaches the customer and says, "Hey, mister, would you like some gas?" The customer says, "Yes, that's why I am here," she immediately gets to work, filling the customer's tank.

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Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

I asked if they kept turning on and off

STEP ONE: wear safety glasses! If you get any fluid in your eye, it will cause uncontrollable blinking until you wash it out.

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No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes!

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
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The customer said, "Nice try, you can't trick me. My BMW doesn't have blinkers!"

He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She did as told and said " Yes, No, Yes, No.

It's someones job to install blinkers on BMW's

You could be some German factory worker installing blinkers on a new BMW.

... Driver gets out only to see someone pull up in a Porsche Cayenne. Cayenne driver asks him does he need a tow. Lada driver replies with a "Yes. I will turn my right blinker on to tell you that you are going too fast." After a few hundred meters, a person in a Lamborghini Urus speeds by.

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Doesn’t matter, they won’t use their blinker anyways.

A man was driving his ferrari down a country road when a farmer flagged him down and said that his tractor died in a field and needed a little help. The man agreed to help tow the farmer's tractor back to his farm. They agreed that the tractor's left blinker meant speed up and the right blinker mean... read more

Father: Son, can you check if the car blinker is working

The son goes to the front of the car and starts looking at the car blinkers.

Father: Okey, is it working?

Son: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.

A blonde waves down a taxi cab near a street corner. As she opens the rear door, the Taxi driver asks her to check the rear lights to ensure the blinkers are working... The Blonde steps to the rear of the taxi and yells out, "Yes... No... Yes... No..."

because I always know a BMW is changing lanes before they use their blinker

Why did I see that Asian lady turn before I saw her blinker

...eyedrops are technically blinker fluid.

That not everyone is grateful when you try to help them. I was driving the other day and saw an old guy trying to cross the road. I pulled over, turned on my blinkers and went to assist the fellow. This guy turned around, and came after me, and tried to bite me. Snapping turtles are a hell of a lot ... read more

Because they don't waste electricity by using their blinkers.

Blinkers actually serve a purpose on a horse.

remember that somebody at BMW once proposed that blinkers should be installed in their vehicles.

In Britain, prisoners would climb a treadwheel that turned a fan.

In Russia, prisoners would break rocks in the Siberian wasteland.

And in Germany, prisoners are forced to fit the blinkers to BMW cars.

Fireflies use their blinkers.

A man is driving down the road when he sees a sign that says, "Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution - 3 miles." He is intrigued.

A short time later, he sees another sign that says, "Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution - 1 mile." He slows down a little to give himself a litt... read more

It was going to have everything wood. Wooden chassis, wooden body, wooden engine, wooden gearbox, wooden diff, wooden wheels, wooden headlamps, wooden blinkers, even a wooden radio.

But no matter what I did, it just wouldn't go.