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Unionize Jokes

Please stop trying to unionize

It took so long to ionize

A union worker goes to a brothel...

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you ...

What is it called when baristas try to unionize?

Grounds for termination

When should scientists unionize?

If the ionizing didn't work.

My annual cake day joke repost - how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce unionized

Why did pilots decide to unionize?

They couldn’t pass up this golden airport unity!

=D

Men with erectile dysfunction have decided to unionize

They haven't gotten a raise in years

Unionized Pirates

Where do unionized pirates go to settle their differences?

Arrrrrbitration

Joke making the email rounds - Relevant to the union discussions

A unionized public employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, looks at the teabagger and says, 'Watch out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie."

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