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What do you call a giant walking joint that does gymnastics?

A tumbleweed.

Why are family trees not used in alabama

Because they end up being more like a family tumbleweed.

Forgot my pot in my pants and put it through the dryer

Now I have some tumbleweed

I smoked up last night and couldn't stop falling over.

It was Tumbleweed.

My mate was in love with a woman called Deidre....

His current girlfriend, Lorraine, found out and left him.

My mate proudly told me......

Wait for it.....

"I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone"

*tumbleweed*

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[LONG] A cowboy is walking through the desert.

He's incredibly exhausted and he's just had the last few drops of his water, so naturally he gets super fucking pumped when he reaches a town. The town is the normal, cliché Western town, complete with a bank for robbing, a saloon for drinking, a sheriff for sheriffing, and a tumbleweed store for dr...

"It's a-Comin" Muslims...

Subject: It's a comin'

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport lounge in
Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.

One is an American Indian, passing thru from Lame Deer. Another is a
cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show. And the third is a
fun...

Black Bart

A man rides into an old west town and he notices as he's riding up that there's no one around. He heads over to the sheriff's office and knocks on the door, when he does he hears a shout from around the building. As he rounds the building to see what's up he sees a man in the window, and is surprise...

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