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Snakeskin Jokes

What do you call a snakeskin suit?

A Hissy Fit

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

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3 Cowboys NSFW

Three cowboys sat around a campfire, all exchanging tall tales about how tough they all were.

The first cowboy says “I’m the toughest of the bunch. I was out in the tall grass, looking for a good spot to take a piss. All the sudden this snake appears. And you can see in its eyes, it’s out fo...

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