Respectful Jokes - 10 Hilarious Respectful Jokes

Why is the political discussion in Alabama so respectful among the entire population?

It's all relative.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend."

Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

What is the only respectful and correct way to catcall?

Pspspspsps

Respectfully cheating

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. ...

What is it called when a square is treated respectfully?

Equal rights.

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Being sexist is easy. Learning to be respectful takes a long commitment and solid effort.

That's what she said.

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My father taught me to be reserved and respectful, he said “Son, no one likes a cocky asshole”

“Well, except for uncle Brian and the guy from the hair salon”

How many Texas cops does it take to save children from an active shooter?

Still under investigation.

Edit: For those who assume I think any part of this situation is funny... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black\_comedy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy). Also who gave me a Wholesome award? That's seriously messed up.

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My mom tells me I need to be more respectful to women...

She asked me why I broke up with my girlfriend.

"It just didn't work out" I said.

"What does that mean" she asked.

"I just told you, she doesn't exercise"

Respect

If you use the term "respectively" respectfully or you use the term "respectively" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively.

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